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I don't want to get a job I don't want to get a job I don't want to

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)00:33:18

I don't want to get a job I don't want to get a job I don't want to

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fuck all of you right now

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)01:11:20

fuck all of you right now

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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she's got the physique of a grifter...

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)01:53:25

she's got the physique of a grifter...

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My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey SubaHibi. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey SubaHibi:

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)02:08:34

My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey SubaHibi. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey SubaHibi:

If when you say whiskey SubaHibi you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink eroge that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.

But, if when you say whiskey SubaHibi you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink eroge that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink eroge which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink eroge, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

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>already time to sleep because i have work in the morning

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)02:31:11

>already time to sleep because i have work in the morning
depressing.

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balls are touching

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)02:32:48

balls are touching

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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what is you're opinion on the animation meme community

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)02:41:30

what is you're opinion on the animation meme community

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waiting waiting waiting

By nozomi | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)03:19:05

waiting waiting waiting
is there anytjing else i can Do

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Use linux. Download update from the update manager. It corrupts your drivers. Uninstall your drivers and reinstall them. It's still broken and not even chatgpt knows what to do.

By Anonymous | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)03:27:52

Use linux. Download update from the update manager. It corrupts your drivers. Uninstall your drivers and reinstall them. It's still broken and not even chatgpt knows what to do.

Waow so kewl.

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flube appreciation day

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 04/20/26(Mon)03:54:17

check my digits

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