(You)'re's comments on the state of /s4s/ in current year?
Your fortune: Average Luck
>how do i #fortune?
>why is everyone so nice??
>who am i quoting???
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Your fortune: Godly Luck
Do you prefer...
Hot showers on a cold day?
Or
Cold showers on a hot day?
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vodka is so nice
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Being nice makes people treat you better
Even if your personality is rotten
Or if you're a nuisance to be around
If you treat everyone nicely, they'll treat you kindly back
Maybe they'll get bored of your passivity and leave you alone
Or maybe they'll pick on you harder to watch you crack
But if you stay nice, you won't get hit as hard next time
You just have to be patient and continue being nice to everyone :)
There is no excuse in being fat
Read MoreI am distraught. It has been a month since I mowed thhe lawn so I just took out the lawnmower to mow the lawn. In one spot on the lawn after mowing I found there was a small den in the ground with baby bunnies moving inside it they were so smol only a few inches long. Thank goodness I did not turn them into pink mist with the lawn mower but I saw one baby bunny died because I accidentally drove over it with the wheel so the poor bune died from heavy weight on top of it.
I would prefer if bunnies did not try to live in the yard so this wouldn't have the chance to happen again but I left the rest alone and hopefully they will run away and live somewhere else that won't expose them to busy lawnmowers.
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