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Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme.

Gordas

episode 1 of fucked up mr bean:
His girlfriend goes out shopping and he's bored and jacking off to blowjob porn, but he's disappointed that his hand doesn't feel as good as a mouth. Then he remembers the vacuum. He goes downstairs turns the vaccum on, but it sucks too hard and he has to pull his cock loose (he falls backwards doing this because le physical comedy). He's frustrated and then looks at his socks, then idea strikes him. He takes off his sock, puts it over his cock and turns the vacuum on, success, it feels good. But then he notices that loose bits of fabric from the socks are getting all over his dick. He grumbles in disapproval and then genius strikes him, he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a condom. With the condom on and the sock on his junk, he grabs a framed photo of his girlfriend's niece from the mantelpiece as goon material and switches the vacuum back on, now he's having a joyous time and wants to cum hard, so he's like "fuck it" and removes the sock and keeps going. As he's about to cum, the condom gets sucked up into the vacuum and in the panic, he removes his dick from the nozzle and fires his jizz all over the carpet and the photograph. Fearful that his girlfriend would find the condom within the vacuum bag, he opens it up and retrieves the condom, now covered in muck and filth. He holds it up victoriously and says "hurrah!" and that's when his girlfriend walks through the door with a bag of shopping to and see's him kneeling there naked, next to a vacuum, with cum strewn over the floor and on a photograph of her young niece while smiling and holding up a filthy condom.

Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga is fascinated by her friend Chiyo-chan and dreams about her frequently

My co-students are both sending me signals that they are impressed by my looks while also starting to bully me more and more, and micro-analyzing my every move and commenting on them as a means to cope.

It's really challenging to just ignore them, but also very fun to know I have that much of an effect on them just by existing.
I can't imagine how much willpower pretty celebrities must have to continuously not give a fuck about what the normies and/or haters think of them. How do they do it? It's genuinely impressive.

Any experience and advice with this kind of attention?

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Why is loli nsfw where they have MASSIVE TITS a thing.

Loli should always remain flat and moe... not... whatever that is. I don't even like loli nsfw itself but cmon... at least get the loli body proportions right..

Loli should always be admired for moe and childlike innocence..

Kill all big boob loli artists.

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