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I was just thinking about ``lol''. Since 4chan randomly decided ``lol'' is beneath us, how do we express when something is funny? ``I laughed,'' ``Good joke,'' etc. all sound sarcastic.

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)21:43:27

I was just thinking about ``lol''. Since 4chan randomly decided ``lol'' is beneath us, how do we express when something is funny? ``I laughed,'' ``Good joke,'' etc. all sound sarcastic.

Can we just have ``lol'' back without all the fuss?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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how do people use an entire loaf of breade without it going moldy on the last few slices

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)22:00:54

how do people use an entire loaf of breade without it going moldy on the last few slices

i just cant go through them fast enough, i tie it up nice and tight idgi

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I want to look like this and have a beautiful girlfriend

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)22:23:46

I want to look like this and have a beautiful girlfriend

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Nigger

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)22:41:38

Nigger

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I still think about dying, I literally hate everybody

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)22:53:52

I still think about dying, I literally hate everybody

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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The name "Sonya" means "wisdom" in Russian, which is fitting for a character who likes to learn morals.

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)23:14:03

The name "Sonya" means "wisdom" in Russian, which is fitting for a character who likes to learn morals.

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cowe

By who | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)23:16:28

pocket edition

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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The package in question

By who | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)23:22:52

The package in question

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)23:35:24

load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks.

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frying rice

By Anonymous | Updated 01/27/26(Tue)00:13:27

frying rice

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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