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Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)00:55:44

Lobster Scrappy Doo is a meme.

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Another day another torment at work... I hate my job... I dont want to leave bed... it will be hell again...

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)02:40:31

Another day another torment at work... I hate my job... I dont want to leave bed... it will be hell again...

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when you have a bad morning

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)02:51:56

when you have a bad morning

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Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)03:28:32

Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.
>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)
>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”
>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”
>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked
>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)
>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)
>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”
>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers
>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified
>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistes
There's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked them young

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Lole 4cban should really add this new rule on the site

By regularfemcel | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)06:05:18

Lole 4cban should really add this new rule on the site
Nuked my nice VERY high quality thread

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)07:02:14

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Your fortune: Average Luck

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As Konata soaks peacefully with her cousins in the mineral-rich water, a vast quantity of thermal energy is continuously transferred across her small frame, improving blood circulation, promoting muscle relaxation, and gradually easing accumulated tension throughout her body.

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)07:13:59

As Konata soaks peacefully with her cousins in the mineral-rich water, a vast quantity of thermal energy is continuously transferred across her small frame, improving blood circulation, promoting muscle relaxation, and gradually easing accumulated tension throughout her body.

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Le funny mic guy

By Le Dark Lord | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)07:28:45

Le funny mic guy

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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This guy is done philosophy ?

By regularfemcel | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)07:33:24

This guy is done philosophy ?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Nigger

By Anonymous | Updated 05/13/26(Wed)07:43:36

Nigger

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