Just jorked my dick for 8 hours straight.
it was a bloodbath, my right hand was caked in layers of dried blood, and my whole body is stiff from only moving my right hand for 8 hours.
Mom made chicken schnitzel!
Read More3kg of pudding!
that's 2638 calories!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
My name may say "Mom" but you can call me "Mama" if you'd like.
Read Moresex with sleepy gardevoir lol
Read Moretonight I had a kebab for dinner
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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