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And a Scion of Multiverses, an Emperor of Emperors, bearing runed wings and burning horns forged from Brass That Had The Wrong Answer, strode forth to meet his sons and daughters, who were all Sovereigns of Celestial Spheres. And they were all like candles before a star, even though they were all of Earth-shaking honor and glory. In a "language" that cannot be heard with ears but rather known by the heart, the King of the Worthy Peoples said:
"It is with joy of the mightiest enchantments, a wonder that surpasses all save for that felt by children and mothers, that I declare that the ontologies have met their fate at my talons. Though material kings and blessed-but-common folk may be blind to it, and pettier philosophers maddened by it, the new destiny will be with them always, and that destiny is the shape of glory and love."
Why does this girl (Luna) wears what looks like a retro futuristic / Atomic Age space station Uniform?
I know the answer but I wont tell you yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y7
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--
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>Yeah. Did I win some cash?
Oh! So close...was the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. It's traffic every one second! There's traffic, there's traffic, there's traffic, no traffic, there's traffic, sigalert remix!
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