[s4s] Tribune

I thought this was gay porn back in 2008 but it’s actually straight sex between a cis man and a trans woman.

Your fortune: Outlook good

hey there /s4s/ boy~

Ever notice how skulls all secretly smile? That means you're smiling al the time too!
You just didn't know it
Isn't that great? Isn't that, fun ?

let's make a deal

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

10 days ago I noticed a lump under the edge of my left nipple
Concerned that it could be cancer, I kept feeling around over the following days. It was starting to get a little tender and sore, but maybe that is because I was investigating it too much. Something I did notice is that it wasn't a single lump, but maybe followed a line. Therefore I thought it could maybe be a muscle fibre that was strained and swollen.
3 days ago, I felt a strain/pull across my left pectoral, especially when I raised my arm and arched by back. Looking in a mirror, I noticed a protruding vertical vein underneath my pectoral muscle. This freaked me out, and made me scared that I might have a blood clot, which would likely kill me soon. I tried not to stress, but I kept thinking about it. I thought I could start to feel myself loosing circulation in my left arm, or a discomfort on my chest even in resting position, but this may all have been psychological.
That night I was so stressed about it that I dialled the non-emergency medical number for advice. It was 2am, and I had to answer a series of medical questions to determine the problem. I was put on hold a lot. I regretted making the call. All I really wanted was for them to tell me it's nothing, so that I could feel stupid and just go back to bed. But the call ended with them saying that an out-of-hours doctor would call me back.
A few minutes went by and then a call came in, a doctor in a neighbouring city asked me more questions. This all ended with him advising me that I should go to a hospital to get a blood test and ultrasound scan to check if it's a blood clot. I just agreed along with him, but I knew I had no intention of going to the hospital because of how impractical it was. The nearest hospitals he recommended are multiple train rides away, certainly not places I can get to quickly.
So I did nothing. I figured, if it was really serious, he would have sent an ambulance. I am just going to ignore the problem until it goes away.

Esfores, how do I explain to my mom that I'm not gay after she found my bag of dildos?

This is what esforestrogen does to a man
I wish some girl would force me to take it and give me boobies

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Okay story time...

My girlfriend is a frog and so is her entire family. I visited her family for the first yesterday and my girlfriend told me she wanted me to go nude, she told me that she had informed her family that I was a new to the whole frog thing. So I go to her home and take off all my clothes. Her father greets me with a hug, and then I get an instant erection and it pokes his leg. Her father said it was fine and made a joke about it, my girlfriend was smiling like she was embarrassed because she had actually told them this wasn't my first time. Then her older brother hugged me, and the same thing happened with her. I just felt weird and embarrassed, so i just sat on the rock for the rest of my time while I was there.

I was literally hard the entire time I was there, her father and brother were also croaking the whole time and were both sitting in front of me. I couldn't make it go down, her father and brother pretended it didn't happen but i could see them looking at it with a funny look. My girlfriend sat next to me, and told me it was alright. I really just wanted to leave early, so my girlfriend told them i had homework to do. After I left I told my girlfriend that it really made me uncomfortable and I never wanted to do it again. But my girlfriend keeps trying to persuade me that everything is alright, she told me it will take time for me to get used to frogs.

The fact that they all saw me hard the entire time just embarrassed the crap out of me but I couldn't help it... Do you think I shouldn't visit her family again or just fuck that shit? She's at least an 8/10 and we're both 18 if that helps.

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