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now what the fuck is this

By Anonymous | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)17:56:13

now what the fuck is this

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I like my women like I like my coffee

By Anonymous | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)17:58:20

I like my women like I like my coffee
full of my cum

what is the mouse saying even???

By Anonymous | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)18:06:31

what is the mouse saying even???

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

By Anonymous | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)18:23:25

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.