if I die, you will be severely disappointed and upset. Thus, it is imperative you keep me alive
Read MoreWithout me you ducking* walk!!!
How would that be?
You want carry your groceries home on your back like a Nigger?
Oh yeah I forgot without me there wouldn't be any groceries
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
can I cook noodles in my rice cooker?
Read Morewut would u do if we detected a rogue planet in our solar system with a 100% chance of hitting earth in 6 months?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
swaglord why won't you just ban me already you retarded lazy faggot?
Read Morewhat year had your favorite december? i liked 2023.
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