[s4s] Tribune

What if I made 2 million dollars in the stock market and lived frugally and never had to work again?

I'm quite tired.
Like why am I waking up so early....
Its still 2am..... last time it was 4am.
Am I getting that weird ability, where my body only need 4 hours of sleep?
Nah, I just need to answer nature's call.
And go back to sleep.......... I'm still awake ya know.
Its your fault! Beats you up*
Heals you afterword in tears*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

The Backrooms (2026)

Your fortune: Average Luck

not even that funny

>he still can't bench 315 in 2026
Grim.

test

is this the alternate timeline or the current timeline of president spikeman...the answer is both

do you think there's another alternate timeline where spikeman was defeated for president

Praise Thoth, creation and magick God of the Egyptians.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, had a very shiny gun
>and if you ever saw it, you'd turn around and run
>all of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names
>they never let poor shiny join in any poker games
>then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
>shiny with your sights aligned, wont you shoot my wife tonight?
>then all the cowboys loved him, as they shouted out with glee
>shiny the shiny-gunned cowboy, you'll go down in history

Your fortune: Bad Luck

It isn't easy being a cuy rat, it's a life of continuous feasting, skip one meal and it might be your last. You'll never know when you'll beep your last squeak, one noise too loud might silence you for all of eternity. It's a life that deals with shit daily, literally, metaphorically & chewably.