Just got called baka by an anime girl.
Read MoreI just did a swimmy swim in a pool, it's raining outside
I'm feeling deviant
>:D
Your fortune: Bad Luck
A-NA-TA! What are you doing still sleeping on the couch! I asked you to take out the trash, mow the lawn, pick up Lana from school, fix the leaky faucet, change out the basement lightbulb, clean out the shed, power wash the patio, replace the shower curtain, grab a gallon of milk from the store, take the car for an oil change... The list goes on! You're so lazy!
Read Morewhaaaaaaaat
what don't you get yet ?????????????????
kihihihiihihihhiihiihiihihhihhhy
Hmmm... It's Frog Friday, yet I am noticing a distinct lack of frogs on the log... How curious...
Read MoreIt's 10:42am where I live and I am a little drunk.
My life is not going so good.
I encountered esoteric knowledge that probably wasn't good...
train stopped instead of killing me and i got told to get on it by the driver...
Your fortune: Good Luck
Omg I'm gonna cummm...! >A<
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