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i stubbed myre toe ;_;

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I was expelled from college, went to jail, and am now homeless, all thanks to Ubuntu.

I studied an bachelors in college. We had a big assessment during the coronavirus lockdowns. It was a 1 hour assessment and we had to fill in a word document with the correct answers. The word document had the questions and instructions in it.

I filled the questions and then "export directly as .PDF "in LibreOffice. Apparently I was meant to just "export as PDF" instead. What resulted was my entire assessment just being a few blank textboxes.

I realized this before submitting, but I had already closed the original word document. My professor did not buy this excuse and I was expelled from college, as it was my second time failing this unit.

Furthermore, I was an independent contractor and had to retain all invoices for a set amount of years. I originally kept them in a folder, but then decided to create a password protected .zip archive, using Ubuntu's built in zip software. I then deleted the original folder.

I was audited and got the .zip folder but it was corrupted, it would show an error despite entering the correct, simple password. To test, I created a lot of .zip files, using the same password, some archives worked, and some were corrupted from the get go. I was sentenced to a short stint in jail.

I am now out of jail and homeless, all thanks to Ubuntu.

Hakeem Jeffries is a Piece of Shit or 4chan's hero!?

i'm young and wild and free

Now that Bavi got himself banned, could I get the attention of some kind purple palm tree men and point out that regularfemcel is akshually underage?
She's not only underage but she of course feels the need to make and post nudes of herself too, because that's always been the rage with the kids here :^)

It's not the first time that someone has made it pretty clear that she is underage, the first time being just under a year ago (>>12290955), with her first post on this board being from when she was 16
Honestly one could probably find older posts of her than the one I outlined here, but I don't actually want Cheese Pizza
This Cheese Pizza parlor becomes of age in about 8 days anyway, but I don't think that automatically ages the pizzas too...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

i have delusions of grandeur

I miss when stuff was cheap.

Your fortune: Godly Luck