[s4s] Tribune

Audrey Hepburn but slut

choose me !! choose my love to you!! choose me!!!!

I was eating a buffalo style chicken snacker and it was too hot on the inside and it squirted in my mouth and burnt my tongue and now I can't taste anything

thanks op, sher is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station, slowly, i pull mny knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind mel they are as butterlies to a child frocliking in ther fields of elysium

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenyl, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds. each seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasval cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four space turds; my lungsare permeated compeltely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

Your fortune: Outlook good

God I hate my life

where the fuck is the thread?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I never figured it out. I don’t get it.

i think we live in a really interesting time in human history where we know that girlslove (girls love girls) and boyslove (boys loving boys) exists but the majority of society is still trapped within the frame of mind that sexuality and attraction is tied to just sex when in actuality it's feminine and masculine energies that are the true dictators of attraction in human nature. but society isn't prepared for this truth yet

>Why yes, i'm a vegetarian and loves drinking protein shakes, how could you tell?

describe your last poop