[s4s] Tribune

I probably won't be able to do either soon with the way inflation is headed

The root of evil is power. It is impossible to wield power altruistically. The more powerful something is, the more evil it is. There is a direct correlation.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

HOLD ME CLOSER BURY NICER

caloriemate vanilla: 8.5/10. has good taste, vanilla distracts from chalkiness. chocolate: 6.5/10, its good but tastes chalkier / drier then others. cheese: 9.5/10 cheese is the best i think but maybe not if you ate too much of it, it is like a cracker so i think cheese pairs well. maple: 7.5/10, its better then chocolate but worse then vanilla, the taste of maple is there but its moreso just sweeter.

can you survive on just caloriemate?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

who is this poster?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Baby bunnies are enjoying their small lifes. This is so precious. I love them so much. かわいいですね

what's your name?
who's your daddy?
is he rich like me?

grrrrrrrr!

Here at the Spikedog Cafe® we think it is time to bring back the old tradition of the Blue Plate Special. A daily special that is simple, hearty, nutritious and affordable.
When looking for our next blue plate special recipe we look what we have in inventory. This week we have a lot of these strange stale bread pieces. I think we should grind those up for bread crumbs.
*grind grind grind*

Some philosopwhores think we should determine what we are by what we do: I think, therefore I am.
Others try to define us by what we are: Two legged no feathered things.
But all we really need to do is deduce what we are by listing everywhat we aren't/

What aren't you?