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fortchun

By Anonymous | Updated 05/09/26(Sat)23:09:25

i wish i could be a cartoon
character and kill myself in so
many different ways

Your fortune: Bad Luck

mmf

By wish | Updated 05/09/26(Sat)23:14:38

mmf

yeah

By Anonymous | Updated 05/09/26(Sat)23:17:46

Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefigs food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant namefigs.Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefig fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana.