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the lole creature

I'm a pizza

Currently taking a shit and the lock on the bathroom door doesn't work and I don't have anything that would effectively blockade it, so I just have to pray that the other people here recognize the light and fan being on as occupied. Dear god help me.

>mom found my girl clothes

Your fortune: Good Luck

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https://youtu.be/ZKUcuPkr4B4

The job market is worse than the dating market. I have 13 GCSE's, 2 college diplomas, have been working since age 10 and I'm literally trapped at part-time minimum wage work since there is zero opportunity to advance career wise and rampant nepotism means if you aren't networking/can't network you are doomed. Every single boss I have ever had has been less qualified than me. School dropouts decide whether to give me a minimum wage job or not. Employers are literally beckies who only want gigachad master degrees to work a cashier job in walshart. I got turned down from McDonalds even though everyone there is a stoner school flunkee or criminal. It is fucking over. Managers refuse to consider me for promotion despite praising my work ethic above all of my peers. They expect you to be fully available to dedicate your existence to an 8 hour contract.
>muh degree
University in the current year is an actual clownfest filled with the most retarded mentally ill art/psych/humanities degree subhumans on the face of this earth, niggers are given scholarships from the taxpayer and the rates of admissions have quadroopled while overall standard for graduation have plummeted. The average IQ of university graduates has fallen with the global rate, while student loans have skyrocketed. Everyone and their dementia-ridden mother now has a uni degree so they are worthless. Everyone I know who graduated is now working in a supermarket stacking shelves. You must either conform or they want you dead. Even when you do get a job, they leverage this over you at every opportunity like some helicopter parent where they can micro-manage every single interaction in the real world and fire you at a moments notice because you said something they don't like, or god forbid you acted in a way that is (((socially problematic))) while these subhumans drink themselves into comas and slam STD infested whores on a weekly basis. Every single normalnigger needs to die.

Let's consider how a person could realistically kig 24/7. The basic goal is to get them to always wear kigurumi except when strictly necessary. The scenario must be completely viable in real life for a young healthy person, so no handwavium about needing food or similar. Unfortunately we'll have to make some compromises for basic needs, but we can get most of the way there.

First you'll need to reduce your meals to one a day by skipping breakfast and lunch. Unlike fasting you're not allowed to drink water either. It will be hard at first, but after a month or so you will no longer feel hungry during the day. If necessary, you should also move dinner time so that you can eat at exactly the same time every day. This will help your body adjust. You will do the same with bathroom breaks. You only get to go once per day around dinner time. This is also hard, but it becomes a lot easier when you only eat once per day because your metabolism will adjust.

At this point you can start wearing a hadatai for about 23 hours per day. You will need multiple hadas and multiple sets of shapewear so that you can put on a new one every day, we're not trying to be gross here. At a fixed time in the evening, you will eat your daily meal, strip naked, go to the toilet, have a shower, brush your teeth, and then get back into a fresh hada. You will never leave the bathroom out of costume.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now