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Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Your fortune: Outlook good
i never do what i should and i always make the wrong decision
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You gonna bust your cherry killing a cop? You know what you get for that, Jake? The gas chamber. You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oil. I'ma send you to a pine oil heaven. I'ma get that gun and I'm going to get that money, and your not going to do shit because you're not going to shoot a cop in the back.
Read MoreThis is almost as bad as when Franklin's scalping letter revealed that Cuban rapists gave WMDs viagra while throwing the USS Maine out of incubators and into the Gulf of Tonkin.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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