when ur born in a country where all the women are on birth control like 24/7 so they pee estrogen and progesterone into the water supply and turn you gay and retarded
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Have you seen the ASIAN GORL?
She's gotten bigger lately.
>“Sexual desire’s not something you understand,” I said, giving my usual middle-of-the-road opinion. “It’s just there.”—Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Ballantine's. On rocks. Bocchi.
Read MoreWhen we were checking them out we acted distracted because yes and our teacher started explaining the lore of those stickers and when my friend asked its for "making some students smile" son not a soul is gonna be happy
Read Morein my opinion we should all be
boneless brainless blobs of
tissue floating around
Your fortune: Average Luck
if you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life which one would it be
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