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thanks op, sher is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station, slowly, i pull mny knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind mel they are as butterlies to a child frocliking in ther fields of elysium

By Catfish | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:11:25

thanks op, sher is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station, slowly, i pull mny knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind mel they are as butterlies to a child frocliking in ther fields of elysium

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenyl, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds. each seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasval cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four space turds; my lungsare permeated compeltely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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I downloaded a movie and my internet went off.

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:15:49

I downloaded a movie and my internet went off.

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Remember that time we took a trip to Toronto to make that indie movie that takes place in New York City?

By Garlic Salt | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:20:43

Remember that time we took a trip to Toronto to make that indie movie that takes place in New York City?

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TFW the quiet kid who was touched by the mentally disabled homeless man in the neighborhood says...

By animepillowsaywhat | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:27:02

...Don't make snow forts this winter.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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who will be >>11949494 ('-')?

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:32:30

who will be >>11949494 ('-')?

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I miss smoking weed

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:33:33

I miss smoking weed

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i cant sotp jerking off to aniem girls

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:36:23

i cannot stop jerkign my peener to aniem girls please help me god dear god strike me down i cant live like this why am i such a creep il ove anime girls they are my reason for exisitng in this god forsaken life

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A Christmas miracle!

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:47:47

A Christmas miracle!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Keep Out

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:51:20

This is my thread. You are not allowed to post in my thread.

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femboy bottoms belong to their gfs (female)

By Anonymous | Updated 12/22/24(Sun)16:51:49

femboy bottoms belong to their gfs (female)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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