is this realistic
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)13:45:24i have written a letter to the united states DOJ requesting for voluntary firing squad exeuction service + i put $200 in there (to cover ammo costs) but i do not have a criminal record. do you think they will provide this service for me? google has said it is "illegal" and "murder" but i am simply a law-abiding citizen paying the government for a service to express my freedom.
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you forgot about beary sad and it makes her... beary sad...
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)14:13:50you forgot about beary sad and it makes her... beary sad...
Your fortune: Average Luck
Society has made me this way.
By doutor_aids | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)14:27:38Society has made me this way.
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urinal cakes are NOT a delicious dessert do NOT try to taste them
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)14:33:18urinal cakes are NOT a delicious dessert do NOT try to taste them
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don't forget to call you're mom
By Yuji Sakai | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)15:04:28don't forget to call you're mom
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i'm colorblind, all bearis are the same
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)16:03:27i'm colorblind, all bearis are the same
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Disabling the global magnetosphere is a much more practical long-term solution than "muh nuclear winter", and the best part is that most people probably wouldn't notice until the new (extremely weak) induced magnetic field lets in just enough radiation to kill them off, in a slow and painful manner. Life on Earth is resistant to slow variations in climate, but not even those stupid waterbears can face the brunt of the Sun's solar wind output, and the gradual 10% increase in luminosity should finish the job.
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)17:30:52Disabling the global magnetosphere is a much more practical long-term solution than "muh nuclear winter", and the best part is that most people probably wouldn't notice until the new (extremely weak) induced magnetic field lets in just enough radiation to kill them off, in a slow and painful manner. Life on Earth is resistant to slow variations in climate, but not even those stupid waterbears can face the brunt of the Sun's solar wind output, and the gradual 10% increase in luminosity should finish the job.
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dont open the spoiler
By Anonymous | Updated 05/10/26(Sun)17:37:30dont open the spoiler
you'll get scared
i warned you
Your fortune: Better not tell you now