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Read MoreOh my god, listen up you absolute drooling newfigs. The OP is literally copypasta, you mouth breathing window lickers. That's the entire point of what you're all furiously arguing about right now like a bunch of retarded monkeys flinging shit at each other in a cage. You're not having some deep intellectual debate, you're getting baited by ancient pasta and somehow still falling for it hook, line, and sinker.
Jesus Christ, how new are you people? This exact text has been copy pasted across forums, imageboards, and comment sections since before half of you even discovered the internet. But no, please continue typing your little essays thinking you're owning everyone with your galaxy brain takes while the rest of us who have been here longer than five minutes are laughing our asses off at how terminally online yet still completely clueless you are.
The fact that you're genuinely getting heated and writing paragraphs about it is the funniest part. Touch grass, touch a dictionary, and maybe touch some critical thinking skills while you're at it, newfigs. This is premium grade, aged copypasta and you're out here treating it like original content. Absolutely embarrassing.Next time maybe lurk moar before embarrassing yourself in public like this. Thanks for the (You)s though, I needed the laugh.
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