i have written a letter to the united states DOJ requesting for voluntary firing squad exeuction service + i put $200 in there (to cover ammo costs) but i do not have a criminal record. do you think they will provide this service for me? google has said it is "illegal" and "murder" but i am simply a law-abiding citizen paying the government for a service to express my freedom.
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Disabling the global magnetosphere is a much more practical long-term solution than "muh nuclear winter", and the best part is that most people probably wouldn't notice until the new (extremely weak) induced magnetic field lets in just enough radiation to kill them off, in a slow and painful manner. Life on Earth is resistant to slow variations in climate, but not even those stupid waterbears can face the brunt of the Sun's solar wind output, and the gradual 10% increase in luminosity should finish the job.
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