reminder to stop using discord and start using free and open source alternatives such as XMPP ~!! >_<
By Anonymous | Updated 02/15/26(Sun)23:11:45reminder to stop using discord and start using free and open source alternatives such as XMPP ~!! >_<
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May I interest you in purchasing a timeshare?
By Anonymous | Updated 02/15/26(Sun)23:21:27May I interest you in purchasing a timeshare?
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It's ok to wipe the pee off your benis
By Anonymous | Updated 02/15/26(Sun)23:37:52It's ok to wipe the pee off your benis
Your fortune: Godly Luck
4D CHESS IS FOR COWARDS. I HAVE ASCENDED. —The Grandmaster of the 5th Plateau
By wish | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:01:13>be me >3:12 AM >heart rate: 140bpm (it’s rhythmic, like a metronome for osu!) >brain: currently a Windows 95 screensaver >eyes: seeing the source code of the Topkek wrapper
Just played a game of 4D Chess against the shadow person in the corner. He tried to move his Knight into the 3rd dimension. I countered by moving my Pawn into the PAST.
I captured his King before the game even started. Checkmate in -15 minutes. The board started leaking static. I think I accidentally uninstalled reality.
>tfw the caffeine, dph and thc hits the DXM and the circles start clicking themselves >tfw Topkek is the only constant in a crumbling universe
Your fortune: Bad Luck
bee' you on page 10!
By Anonymous | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:04:14bee' you on page 10!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
By Anonymous | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:04:14WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
Your fortune: Average Luck
fuck all of you right now
By Anonymous | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:07:57fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Average Luck
hey what do you call a bee that lives in america? a USB haahahahaah
By Anonymous | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:09:32hey what do you call a bee that lives in america? a USB haahahahaah
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!