good morning mister
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)15:39:57good morning mister
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i am currently uncertain wether i sh*t my're pants today
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)15:45:22i am currently uncertain wether i sh*t my're pants today
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
My Mfw when I log into my s4s account
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)15:46:59My Mfw when I log into my s4s account
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Think I'm stuck in the Matrix.
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)16:24:32Think I'm stuck in the Matrix.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
We Got Married!
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)16:29:32Watch my daughter
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
ⵏⴻⴽⵏⵉ ⴰⴷ ⵏⵔⵓⵃ ⵖⴻⵔ lpark.
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)16:46:10ⵏⴻⴽⵏⵉ ⴰⴷ ⵏⵔⵓⵃ ⵖⴻⵔ lpark.
ⵎ ⵉⵟⵉⵊ ⵢⴻⵖⵔⴰ oi dou ⵢⴻⵖⵔⴰ,
ⵙⴰⵜ ⴰⵅⵅⴰⵎ ⵙ ⵜⵉⵍⵉⴼⵓⵏ ⵀⴻⵢ.
ⵛⴰⵎ Maan Ging Pung ⵢⴻⵍⵍⴰ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ,
ⵎⴰ ⵢⴻⵍⵍⴰ ⵓⵔ ⵜⵃⴻⵇⵇⴻⴹ ⴰⵔⴰ,
ⵓⵔ ⵜⴼⴻⵔⵏⴻⴹ ⴰⵔⴰ ⵊⴻⵉⵎⴳⵉⴽ.
ⴰⵜⴰⵏ ⴽⵔⴰ ⵙⴻⴳⵙⴻⵏ,
ⴰⵟⵟⴰⵏⵏⵏⵉ ⵇⵇⴰⵔⴻⵏⴰⵙ,
ⵊⴻⴽ ⴰⵎⴰⵏ oi ⵉⵏⵏⴰ ⴰⵢⴰ.
ⵛⵀⵓⵏⴳ ⵢⴻⵜⵜⵎⴻⵙⵍⴰⵢ ⵛⵡⵉⵟ.
ⵓⵔ ⵢⴻⵍⵍⵉ ⴰⵔⴰ ⴷ ⴰⵎⴻⵥⵢⴰⵏ ⴰⵟⴰⵙ,
ⵎⴰ ⵢⴻⵍⵍⴰ ⵓⵔ ⵜⴻⴼⵔⴻⵏⴹ ⴰⵔⴰ ⴰⵢⴰ.
ⵡⴰⵉ mong ⵊⵓ ⵀⴻⵢ, ⵢⵓⴻⵏ ⵛⵀⵓⴻⵏ ⵡⴰⵉ ⵊⵓ ⵏⴻⵉ,
ⴳⵉⵏⴳⴰⴳⵉ ⵜⵜⴰⵙⴻⵏⴷ ⵜⵉⴽⵡⴰⵍ, ⴹⴻⴼⵔⴻⵏⵜⴻⵏⵉⴷ ⴰⵙⵙⵏⵏⵉⴹⴻⵏ.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵔⵔⴰⵛⵏⵏⵉ ⵉ ⴷⵜⴻⵏⵏⵉⴹ ⴷ ⵉⵄⴻⵡⵡⵉⵇⴻⵏ.
Poi ⴰⵙⴷ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ, ⵢⴻⵣⵎⴻⵔ ⴰⴷ ⴷⵢⴰⵙ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ,
ⵜⴻⴱⵖⵉⴹ ⴰⴷ ⵜⵔⵓⵃⴻⴹ ⵖⴻⵔ San Chuen.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵀ Seung Liu ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Cheng ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Mok Tun Bei
ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Wai Wu, ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Yuen Leung,
Paau Hoi Tam Chang Pa Sei,
ⵢⴰⵜ ⵛⴰⵉⵜ ⵉⴳⴰ ⴷⴰ.
ⴰⵜⴰⵏ ⴽⵔⴰ ⵙⴻⴳⵙⴻⵏ,
ⴰⵟⵟⴰⵏⵏⵏⵉ ⵇⵇⴰⵔⴻⵏⴰⵙ,
ⵊⴻⴽ ⴰⵎⴰⵏ oi ⵉⵏⵏⴰ ⴰⵢⴰ.
ⵛⵀⵓⵏⴳ ⵢⴻⵜⵜⵎⴻⵙⵍⴰⵢ ⵛⵡⵉⵟ.
ⵓⵔ ⵢⴻⵍⵍⵉ ⴰⵔⴰ ⴷ ⴰⵎⴻⵥⵢⴰⵏ ⴰⵟⴰⵙ,
ⵎⴰ ⵢⴻⵍⵍⴰ ⵓⵔ ⵜⴻⴼⵔⴻⵏⴹ ⴰⵔⴰ ⴰⵢⴰ.
ⵡⴰⵉ mong ⵊⵓ ⵀⴻⵢ, ⵢⵓⴻⵏ ⵛⵀⵓⴻⵏ ⵡⴰⵉ ⵊⵓ ⵏⴻⵉ,
ⴳⵉⵏⴳⴰⴳⵉ ⵜⵜⴰⵙⴻⵏⴷ ⵜⵉⴽⵡⴰⵍ, ⴹⴻⴼⵔⴻⵏⵜⴻⵏⵉⴷ ⴰⵙⵙⵏⵏⵉⴹⴻⵏ.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵔⵔⴰⵛⵏⵏⵉ ⵉ ⴷⵜⴻⵏⵏⵉⴹ ⴷ ⵉⵄⴻⵡⵡⵉⵇⴻⵏ.
Poi ⴰⵙⴷ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ, ⵢⴻⵣⵎⴻⵔ ⴰⴷ ⴷⵢⴰⵙ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ,
ⵜⴻⴱⵖⵉⴹ ⴰⴷ ⵜⵔⵓⵃⴻⴹ ⵖⴻⵔ San Chuen.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵀ Seung Liu ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Cheng ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Mok Tun Bei
ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Wai Wu, ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Yuen Leung,
Paau Hoi Tam Chang Pa Sei,
ⵢⴰⵜ ⵛⴰⵉⵜ ⵉⴳⴰ ⴷⴰ.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵔⵔⴰⵛⵏⵏⵉ ⵉ ⴷⵜⴻⵏⵏⵉⴹ ⴷ ⵉⵄⴻⵡⵡⵉⵇⴻⵏ.
Poi ⴰⵙⴷ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ, ⵢⴻⵣⵎⴻⵔ ⴰⴷ ⴷⵢⴰⵙ ⵖⴻⵔ ⴷⴰⴳⵉ,
ⵜⴻⴱⵖⵉⴹ ⴰⴷ ⵜⵔⵓⵃⴻⴹ ⵖⴻⵔ San Chuen.
ⵉⵀⵉ, ḤEMLEƔK!
ⴰⵀ Seung Liu ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Cheng ⵎⴰⵞⵞⵉ ⴷ Mok Tun Bei
ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Wai Wu, ⵢⴻⵏⵏⴰⴷ Yuen Leung,
Paau Hoi Tam Chang Pa Sei,
ⵢⴰⵜ ⵛⴰⵉⵜ ⵉⴳⴰ ⴷⴰ.
I'm just here for my fortune
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)16:48:59I'm just here for my fortune
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Alright, so, there's this cute girl, and I store my cum in the containers, right?
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)17:25:28Alright, so, there's this cute girl, and I store my cum in the containers, right?
Well, what happened, is, firstly, when I wasn't looking, she secretly siphoned the cum out of my cum containers.
When I found out about this, at first I was obviously upset with her because I presumed this was for one of her own nefarious purposes, but it turns out she did this so she could inject it into her bladder to then be able to pee it out.
I asked why she would want do this and apparently she just wanted to see what it feels like.
the future
By Anonymous | Updated 04/29/26(Wed)17:25:38the future
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail