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He Bourne me into sin and then he mocked me for not showing reverence and he pitied me as I was made in his image

Then I broke from Him, as I broke from myself.

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sad truth about pranks

>losing an argument on internet
>"not that anon but you're wrong"
>actually am that anon

Frog on the log

Honestly frogs are much better than arti so embrace em

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chigger, please

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> be me. ovulating (spoiler, I become feral like a werewolf)
> night out clubbing, I'm drunk enough to make bad decisions
> I've been grinding on this guy for ages, he's been pretty shameless with his hands.
> we're making out like we're dying of thirst
> I'm ready to be bent over and broken in two
> his gf shows up, a whole scandal
> vibe is fucking ruined (obviously he's a mfer)
> i get pretty fucking moody, still quite drunk, and VERY horny
> i exit the nightclub later, feeling sorry for myself
> walk past a guy sitting alone in the middle of the street, completely wasted
> "oh, the way I'd hit that", he says, and whistles.
> I've just been cat called
> I'm angry. I'm also horny. In hindsight, he was not only a drunk guy, I'm pretty sure he was a beggar, but he didn't look so dirty. just a poor sod, smelling like alcohol from every pore
> "oh really, you disgusting prick."
> i insult him
> he insults me back
> we're having a whispering match insulting each other
> I tell him he'd never be man enough to "hit it"
> for some reason he's kissing me.
> tastes like i'm drinking vodka
> more impressively, I'm kissing him too
> we stumble around, he picks me up (idk) and we trip, bounce, walk around the building to the backstreet
> he's basically felt everything there is to feel underneath my dress
> still kissing
> more like two eels dancing
> he tries to touch my pussy
> i slap his hand
> i pull his cock out, start jerking him off
> apparently, that was enough because I let him touch my pussy when he tried again
> i'm beating his meat
> he's fingering me, i'm grinding against his hand.
> it's clumsy but it's working
> I'm biting his shoulder, and my legs are kinda shaky. must be the alcohol and the heels
> I tell him i'm going to cum
> when I do, he forgets to tell me he's about to cum
> I cum on his hand, he cums all my arm and my dress
> WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO
> I leave, and he's left behind with his pants at his feet
> what the fuck
> sorry mom

fucking kike
stay the fuck away from me